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Death Will Become Rental: Head Stoner : A New Blahhg
Head Stoner- A Rental Cemetery Plot Blog, will be here any day now. As soon as all the Brownstones get bought up and all the poor people are pushed out, Real Estate dudes are gonna come looking for...
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Brooklyn Flea And This City Is A Done Deal
On just about any topic, I get tired of my own argument and start defending my enemy. I did not do well in debates. I realized that everybody has a point of view and if they say their ideas with...
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Their Future Is Mine And “It Hurts Like A Mother Fucker”
Brooklyn Flea turns out to be perfect. They will make me rich one day. They have given me a wealth of horror story material. Their future is mine. By taking away the flea market I was selling in, which...
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Where Would This City Be Without Corruption?
Here is some of my conversation with the new Corruption Agency hotline in New York. “This city runs on corruption. If it weren’t for corruption, nothing would get done ever. You probably couldn’t have...
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A Monster Confession: A One Man Show Of A Flea Market Entrepreneur (First Draft)
( Stage Direction: One stark light comes on. A man sits with his legs crossed.He only has one shoe on. In the background are the sounds of zombies eating brains…they are satiated and simmer down.) I...
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It’s All My Fault, I Know It
I wish it were the time before the bible. If someone did you wrong, you just took care of it the way you felt best. Modern problems are dealt with legally. That is what the bible is; it is the first...
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I Just Want Brooklyn Flea To Understand Pain
I just want to help. I want Brooklyn Flea to understand that when you mess with people, sometimes you get messed up back in return. We would be doing them a big service not to give them the park to...
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M.U.C.K.STERS: Acronym For A Yupster Monster
M. – Middle Aged U. – Urban C. – Corporate K. – “Know It Alls” M – Middle Aged These guys are not young but they like to wear clothes that young hipsters wear. Distressed jackets at a Corporate...
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Help Me Brand The Muckster – Part 2
Say it,”Muckster.” Say it again, “Muckster!” Rhymes with Huckster, and Fuckster These are the guys worse than Yuppies, worse than Hipsters, worse than the combo Yupster. These Mucksters are at the...
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Blue Blood And Thin Skin At Brooklyn Flea
Brooklyn Flea knows how to make money for themselves and for a percentage of smart savvy dealers who understand the zeitgeist of people who have moved here and are living off their parents money. I get...
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The Hunt For The Oddball – An Introduction And Outline
“Don’t fall in love with any of the junk. Just sell it and get more junk.” – Manny my main man mentor This is the story of how I got into Collecting odd items, and the Oddball characters I met along...
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I Heart Hoarders – The Hunt For The Oddball
I really have enjoyed hoarding over the years. There is so much sorting that I do, that I don’t have time to organize my own paperwork. I am too busy organizing other people’s worlds in which they have...
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Garage U. Lecture Series – The Medicine Show
I will find some cool things at my own garage sale today. Some cool record or some great book to read. I will be listening to old tapes of the radio Hound that I recorded 25 years ago. I have a...
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